Keeping with the theme...

Well, to keep with yesterday afternoon's impulse blog I decided to go back in time (about a month or so ago) and pull another ridiculing email I sent Tom. It's about Tom and Stephanie (I'd post a picture of them, but can't get the upload thing to work). A pathetic, greatly affectionate, happy couple who still oogle over each other because they are "in love". That'll change in a few years. Then they'll just argue with each other about who snores the most or who has the biggest farts. Anyway, they are engaged now and the big day is May 19, 2007. Soooooooo...because they are the pathetic, greatly affectionate, happy couple that they are, they had a "negative 1 year anniversary" for each other on May 19 of this year. That same day was a Friday night that the guys were supposed to drink beer and play wiffle ball. Imagine the frustration us guys had to endure to hear Tom say that he couldn't do anything that night because he had his "negative 1 year anniversary". On that note...I decided to unleash the below email to the guys to show Tom how lame that "negative 1 year anniversary" idea was. Enjoy...

Well...Tom knew about the negative 1 year anniversary last week and didn't mention them spending "quality" time together. I will be at his house around 7:30 to prep the field. Them going to a movie does not stop the world for me. I'll be playing with Brighton and Colton if I have to.

To pull a Sellner...what the F about the negative 1 year anniversary anyway? What kind of stupidly, whipped, girly-boy actually acknowledges and supports an idiotic anniversary like that? Like 50 years is your golden anniversary, and 5 years is paper or something like that. What the F is for the negative 1 year occasion...a kick to the junk? Because you're stupid enough to be getting married in a year, but she's still able to rope you into something as senseless as negative 1 year. Man...what a pansy!

Just give it about 6-8 more months and he'll start turning away guys nights at POs because he's busy making paper mache butterfly centerpieces for the reception. Tom...should I plan on buying you a new "pair" for your wedding gift? Apparently, Stephanie has already seemed to have taken your current ones. Man...negative 1 year anniversary...everytime I say it I get more confused. How did Tom...master "de"bater...one who mocks all and fears none...go from the verge of greatness to being a sick puppy under the rule of Mistress Stephanie and her whips of torture? I don't know...I just don't know. I guess this means we're going to have to kick the bachelor party up a notch...BAMM...Emeril style! Put the man back into thoMAs sellNer.